Looking for a normal life, maybe some happy happenstance? Or a little peace of mind?

You can't possibly trust me.

But wouldn't it be grand fun if you did?

No certificates. No education. No experience. No recommendations. Absolutely unqualified.

Unregulated wonder.

- Universe, please hold me. I don't want to worry about anything. 

- Then don't. 

I laughed, with my whole being, from my very center. Of course.