I want to be so well off that I'd have time & energy to participate in long, well-versed, grammatically correct group discussions that mean absolutely nothing. 

#lifegoals

What kind of a suicidal persona would make salsa without onions & garlic? But when I dreamt it, I found it: right here in town, at the store. What kind of maniac makes chocolate without sugar? But I dreamt it, and it came to me. I can keep going... However: 

!Improvise. Always improvise your life. And then spray thieves oil on the whispers coming from the peripheral.